What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Knock knock What

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what do gay people eat?? food

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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It smells like triangles in here.

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