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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

How do u shit With ur ass

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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