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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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How old is victor? Old

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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