Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Anti Joke

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