What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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GONNA

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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