Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Wats a joke?

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

alert('hiiii');

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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