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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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