Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Womens' rights.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Women's sports

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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