- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

So a baby seal walks into a club

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

whats long and black? a baton

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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