Stephen Hawking can walk

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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fabien

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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