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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Gadaffi

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Knock Knock Come in

Don't think of granny porn

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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