Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Yes. Just Yes.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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What is next?

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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