A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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A child with cancer grows up.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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