Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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kiss me?

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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i'm not gay

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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