- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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