How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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hi. thats what she said.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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a retard lost...

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Lil' Wayne

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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fabien

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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