your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Women's Rights

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Hello

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

PUDDING

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Chuck Norris.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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