- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

No it isn't.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

whos gay? you are

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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