Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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A black goes to college

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Bin Laden is dead.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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