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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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