- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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