Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Hello

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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