What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Six million.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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