One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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