Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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like for a handjob.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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