whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Ryan Chang is funny.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Darude - Sandstorm

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

alston wang

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

My name is never spelt right so its all good

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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