Darude - Sandstorm

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

alston wang

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Barack Obama

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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