A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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How old is victor? Old

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HTML

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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women's rights

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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