Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Women's Sports

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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