- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

how did the little girl die cancer

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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