Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

YOLO MAH BROLO

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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