What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Anti Joke

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