'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Turn around.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Women's rights

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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rape that shit

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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