- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What's up? A direction...

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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