How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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I'm a like whore

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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God bless America, and no where else.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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hello

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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