What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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