Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Hippopatomous!

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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asparagus

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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