What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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