- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Hi Jacob You cool

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Black People.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

what happened to your gran you tell me

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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