Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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Anti Joke

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