Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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W.N.B.A.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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