What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

What is Earth made out of? Earth

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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