p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Japan called... They need help.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Cleveland winning something

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Trashcan!

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Watch your lips.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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