- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

motley crew

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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