justin bieber

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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