How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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guess what what? nothing.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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You should never talk to strangers.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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