Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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black people

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what is big and white? the moon

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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