Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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