- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock runs away laughing

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What just hit my face? The floor

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*