What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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What just hit my face? The floor

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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