- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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