What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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obama leadership

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Women's rights.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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