- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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