what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Ouch.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Your time.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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The Barackness Monster

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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your a towel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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What's up? The sky.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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