- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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