Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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