What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

How are you? Yes

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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