- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

a black guy leaves prison

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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