What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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liam buchan is gay !

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Guess what? No.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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