- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Waseem is not a funny guy!

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Michael Brown

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Hi Shelby!!

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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