ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Farts smell bad!

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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