- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Ryan Chang is funny.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Reed is poopin

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

No it isn't.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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