- Anti Joke

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

your a towel.