Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Girls Basketball.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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