your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

Do you know what they say? Words

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

:O + :P = 69

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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