What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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women outside of the kitchen

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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women's rights.

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Not Steve Jobs

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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