Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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black people

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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This is not a joke.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Woman's Rights

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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