- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Mitt Romney.

It's long!

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Are you a human?

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Woman's rights.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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