- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

the real mccoy

dislike this...please.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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