Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Penis.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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